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Jokes :-) - Jansi

Alia RETURNS

Media: Where were you born?

Alia: India ..

Media: which part?

Joke

Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

 

Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.

Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.

 

Alia: What is the name of your car?

Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.

Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

 

Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

 

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken..

Alia: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

 

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 

 

Alia: You cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

 

ULTIMATE ONE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Alia: An old king’s skeleton.

Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?

Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

 

Alia Bhatt spl...

Who is the coach of Indian Women's Hockey Team?

Alia : Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan

 

Alia Bhatt on KBC

Which of the following is the Largest?

A. A peanut

B. An Elephant

C. The Moon

D. A Kettle

Alia : It's B. An Elephant

 

Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have you heard about Don Bradman

Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld !!!

 

Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK...

Alia : OK !! Who wrote it???

 

When ALIA BHATT forgot her Facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.

 

Alia to Police : where are you going ?

Police : For Lathi Charge 

Alia : Oh is it!!!Then don't forget to carry the Charger with you! ! !

 

Do you see Formula 1???

Alia : No, I Hate Maths.

 

Alia, Can you tell what is 3x4???

Alia : It's easy, Answer is 12

And What is 4x3 ???

Alia : Very simple... It's 21 !

 

Alia Bhatt: Give me maggie of 10 rupee...

Shopkeeper: Ya sure....here it is .

Alia Bhatt: So how much I have to pay now?

Shopkeeper: !!!?!!

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