Joke - Anusha
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up,
“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! That’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “OK. You give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old, and should understand your responsibilities.
And...
Two.....
You are the PRINCIPAL of the school!"