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Smile - Anusha 

An unemployed engineering graduate was looking out for a job, got rejected in many interview

Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt, he decided to get into any job that can satisfy his food and daily needs.

He visited a circus group and asked for a job.

Joke

But the owner said that there wasn't any job for his education level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to act as a monkey and perform funny actions. The unemployed youth accepted the offer since he can at least afford his daily food.

So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the audience. One day while he was performing the monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion's ring.

Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man dressed up as a monkey.

The man himself was dreadful and feared for his life. He felt pity for himself as he going to be a victim of unemployment.

The lion came closer to him but didn't attack.

He was surprised. The lion whispered,

"Hi Raj!!! I'm your senior Rajendran.... 2013 branch... computer science"


5 star hotel chef calls his wife and asks:  what's for dinner today?

Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil spicy soup that was gently simmered with the choicest handpicked southern spices and  the smoldering tang of organic tamarind

Husband : what's that???

Wife :   Rasam satham!!!


We have heard too many jokes about wives, now something for husband.

A new metal is added to chemistry:

  • Name - Husband
  • Symbol - Hb
  • Atomic weight:

         - Light when found first

         - Tends to get heavier over the years with time

  • Physical properties:

         - Boils at any time with in laws

         - Can freeze in front of his own family

         - Melts if sees other women

         - Very bitter if questioned

  • Chemical properties:

         - Very reactive

         - Highly unstable

         - Possesses strong resistance to gold, silver, diamond, platinum, credit cards and cheque books

         - Money saving agent

  • Occurrence:

         - Mostly found in front of TV, Laptop & Mobile..

Always keep your husband's picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!

Finally -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!!

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