Jokes - Jansi
Teacher: What is Gandhiji's Son's name?
Malayali student: Dineshan
Teacher: What Rubbish???
Angry Malayali student: Whadd Rubbish? Phrom KG yonwayrds we have been dold daat Gandhiji is THE FATHER OF DINESHAN!!!
Sardar met with an accident
Doctor- You Need Stitches
Sardar- What will be the cost?
Doctor-RS.8000
Sardar-Hello... I need only stitches not embroidery work.
Complete & Finished!
Can anyone say the difference between complete and finished?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.'
And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.