Jokes - Jansi 

A guy was appointed as sales person at a local store in Chandhigarh.

While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had 'Peach Jam' to which he bluntly replied, "Out of stock."

At this, the lady immediately turned to leave the shop in disgruntlement.

It was then that the shopkeeper, who had been looking on, called the Guy aside and told him, "When a customer asks for a product that is out of stock, you apologize for its unavailability, and then offer other types of the same product. For instance in this case it was peach jam; offer other types of jam like pineapple jam, guava, apricot jam and so on."

Next, came in another lady who asked for toilet paper and the Guy politely replied, ""I am sorry ma'am, we do not have any toilet paper right now but you could try some Carbon Paper or Sand Paper!" 

Friend 1 : What are you doing bro??

Friend 2 : Just finished Dinner with wife... and now holding Scotch...

Friend 1 : wow which... Black Label or Red Label???

Friend 2 : "Scotch Brite" டா ....பாத்திரம் விளக்கிட்டு இருக்கேன்.