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Jokes - Jansi 

A MNC employee died at 45 and went to heaven… 

He asked god why he was dead at such an early age…

God replied...

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"Son according to the hours you have worked, you should be 90 by now"

And then the MNC employee replies...'but according to the money I have made...I should have been 25!!'

And then god replied...'that’s alight son, BTW can you create a PowerPoint presentation for me?!!

 


Motivational message of the year

If you don't love your job... 

Take a home loan.  You will start loving it...

Take another loan, you will start loving your boss as well

Get married... You will start loving your office as well...

 


When 2 beggars meet each other and 2 software engineers meet each other after a long time, the question asked is the same.

On which platform are u working these days?

 


Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?

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Santa: Who cares, just Enjoy that day...

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