Jokes - Anusha
Doctor: You are in good health. You will live to be eighty.
Patient: But, Doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, What I told you…
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand diner at a five star hotel yesterday.
Another beggar: how?
First beggar: someone gave me 100 rupees yesterday, I went to the hotel, ordered dinner worth 2000 rupees and enjoyed the diner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money. The manager called the policeman and handed me over to him. I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi ji was four years old.
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Don’t Worry It Is not you, Because It Is Intelligent!!!