Jokes - Anusha

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and No. 

Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Husband: A second.

Wife: What is $1000 spent for me?

Husband: A Coin.

Wife: Ok give me a Coin.

Husband: Wait for a second 

A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it.

Why?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife. 

Man at medical shop:- I need poison.

Chemist: I can’t sell you that.

Man shows wife’s photo.

Chemist: Oh! Sorry. I didn’t know you have a prescription. 

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know I was a fool when I married you.

She replied, “Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didn’t notice”