Jokes - Jansi

Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.

When do you know you are in love?

Ans: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.

What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?

Simple…

In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age: It’s Full of Doctors Numbers.

"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that

'People are more interested in others life than their own.

What’s the diff between Pongal and idly?

Think...think. Think...

Ans : You will get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

What is the height of confusion? 

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.