Jokes - Jansi
Outside a Bar, Baba was preaching: Drinking is bad.
Man: Have you tried it?
Baba: No, Never.
Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll give up Drinking.
Baba: Ok, but bring it in Tea cup, I don't want people seeing me drinking.
Man goes to the bartender and says: Give me two Shots of Rum in Tea-Cups...
Bartender- IS THAT BABA HERE Again??
Modern day Ramayana
The doorbell rings in a flat and the woman alone in the house opens the door.
Beggar, "Amma please give me something"
Woman, "here take"
Beggar, "please come out and give"
Woman, "OK"
Beggar, "Ha Ha Ha Ha I am Ravan"
Woman, "Ha Ha Ha I am not Sita, I am the Maid."
Beggar, "Ha Ha, even better, I still regret carrying away Sita, Mandodari will be happy, we want a maid. I am going to kidnap you."
Woman, "Ha Ha Ha Only Ram came searching for Sita. If I am missing, ALL the people in the building will come searching