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Jokes - Chillzee Team 

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Tomato price gone up. So Mom is not preparing tomato rice.

School fees has gone up. Then why they are asking me   to go to school.

Do not understand the logic.

 


Golden Words By A Wise Man

"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a BACHELOR MAN. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"

"Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING, STILL YOU AGREED..."

"Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."

"All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely dead..."

 


Wife: Did you read the newspaper? As per latest research, it has been found that 25% men are taking medicines for mental illness.

Husband: What's so special about this news?

Wife: This is a dangerous news.

Husband: Why?

Wife: This means 75% men are roaming around without taking medicines.

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