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Chillzee WhatsApp Specials - 😀😀🤣🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣🤣😀😀 - 5.0 out of 5 based on 1 vote
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Chillzee WhatsApp Specials - 😀😀🤣🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣🤣😀😀

😀😀🤣🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣🤣😀😀

 

School

A place where Parents pay and children play 👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍🏼👌🏼👍

 

Life Insurance

A contract that keeps you poor all your life

so that you can die Rich. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

 

Nurse:

A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

 

Marriage

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. 👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼👍👌🏼

 

Tears

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

 

Lecture

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

 

Conference

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

 

Conference Room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

 

Father

A banker provided by nature 👍👍👍👍👍

 

Criminal

A person no different from the rest

....except that he/she got caught 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👎🏼👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

 

Boss

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

 

Politician

One who shakes your hand before elections and

your Confidence after 👍👍👍👍👍👍🏼

 

DOCTOR

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

 

Smile

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

 

Office

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

 

Yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

 

Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

Committee

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 😃😃😃😃😃🏗😃😁😁😁😁😁

 

Atom Bomb

An invention to end all inventions.😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

 

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# Chillzee WhatsApp Specials - ????Wonderful Definitions????Vinoudayan 2020-01-18 20:53
👌👏 :clap: :thnkx:
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# RE: Chillzee WhatsApp Specials - ????Wonderful Definitions????ரவை 2020-01-18 08:31
Every single definition is a masterpiece! Memorable in lighter vein!
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