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School
A place where Parents pay and children play ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐
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Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
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Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ผ
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Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
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Father
A banker provided by nature ๐๐๐๐๐
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Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
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Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
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Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ
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DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
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Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
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Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
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