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Some Jokes to Laugh...

Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.

James : I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. 

Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

  1. Too Many Questions.
  2. Difficult to Understand.
  3. More Explanation is Needed. 
  4. Result is always FAIL!


A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom 


Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".


Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

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