When a man dies without leaving a Will, it is said he died UNWILLINGLY.
Lawyer: if you want my honest opinion....
Client: No, want only your professional advice.
What is the difference between discovery and invention?
My father discovered my mother and they both invented me.
Why do we ask God for daily bread and not a month's or year's?
So that the bread is fresh.
An athlete was in bed with high fever and the Doctor said it is 103 degrees. The athlete asked the Doctor, what is the world record?