Jokes 2019 - Funny Funny 🙂 - Devi

GOA RADIO ORGANISED 
COMPETITION  FOR POEMS, IN WHICH 
THE FIRST LINE MUST BE ROMANTIC, 
BUT THE SECOND LINE SHOULD BE THE OPPOSITE.

This was the winning entry sent by Joao Caitan :

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you messed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amazing rhyme?
A bottle of Feni, little Salt n Lime !

*Award winning poem*

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