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U love someone
U marry someone else.
 
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
 
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id

 



 
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
 
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
 
 



 
Three dreams of a man:
 
 
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
 
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
 
 



 
 
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
 
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
 
 



 
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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