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Written by: chillzee
- Category: Jokes
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(Reading time: 1 - 2 minutes)
That's funny!!!
- That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh.
- People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again.
- You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them.
- I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.
- Even staring at a wall becomes interesting while studying.
- I hate it when I meow at cats and they don’t meow back. Unbelievably rude.
- Any woman can drive you crazy when you’re with her. Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.
- My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
- Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.
- Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, "Are you sure you want to leave this page?"
- Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee.
- Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
- You can not run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
- You find out who your real friends are when all you have left to offer is friendship.
- Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?
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