That's funny!!!

• That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh.
  
  
• People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again.

• You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them.

• I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.

• Even staring at a wall becomes interesting while studying.

• I hate it when I meow at cats and they don’t meow back. Unbelievably rude.

• Any woman can drive you crazy when you’re with her. Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.

• My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.

• Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.

• Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, "Are you sure you want to leave this page?"

• Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee.

• Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

• You can not run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.

• You find out who your real friends are when all you have left to offer is friendship.

• Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?