Ship Engineer

Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Tell Me Properly.

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Native Place ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Mani Pal Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : (Angrily)??What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass,  Sir.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..

Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Now over! You May Go Now....

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??

Candidate : My Performance Sir.

Officer : M P.

Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??

Officer : Mentally Punctured

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Now What Is Thissss????

Candidate : My Pleasure Sir.

Officer : who bought you here?

Candidate : M P SIR

Officer : Now what is this?

Candidate : mummy papa sir