Jokes - Jansi

In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:

'Do not take more than one, God is watching'

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates, a small child went & wrote on it.

"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples".

KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad ?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …..

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white …..

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth.

Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair....

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