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LOL! - Jansi

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?

I want to gift it to my wife...!’

Lady

'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!’

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer:

Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, don’t smell him, teach him......

Teacher- Why are u late?

Student- Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher- so what makes you late if they were fighting?

Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's...

Girl: what's d price of galaxy grand??

Salesman: Rs.18,000/-

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iPhone?? . .

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Girl: ???

Salesman: !!!!

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink

Husband : no

Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase.

LOL!