LOL! - Jansi
Smart answer by a lady:
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife...!’
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!’
Super Insults:
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, don’t smell him, teach him......
A cute excuse:
Teacher- Why are u late?
Student- Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's...
Girl: what's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iPhone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: ???
Salesman: !!!!
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase.
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