Jokes :-) - Jansi
Alia RETURNS
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.
Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken..
Alia: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Alia: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘
ULTIMATE ONE:
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
Alia Bhatt spl...
Who is the coach of Indian Women's Hockey Team?
Alia : Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan
Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest?
A. A peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia : It's B. An Elephant
Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have you heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld !!!
Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK...
Alia : OK !! Who wrote it???
When ALIA BHATT forgot her Facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
Alia to Police : where are you going ?
Police : For Lathi Charge
Alia : Oh is it!!!Then don't forget to carry the Charger with you! ! !
Do you see Formula 1???
Alia : No, I Hate Maths.
Alia, Can you tell what is 3x4???
Alia : It's easy, Answer is 12
And What is 4x3 ???
Alia : Very simple... It's 21 !
Alia Bhatt: Give me maggie of 10 rupee...
Shopkeeper: Ya sure....here it is .
Alia Bhatt: So how much I have to pay now?
Shopkeeper: !!!?!!
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