Laugh out Loud!!! - Jansi
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today ?
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
Dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting on the balcony with wife and he says,
"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Wife asks, "Is that you, or the whisky talking?"
Husband replies,
"It's me... talking to whisky.
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium…
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply…
They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"
Husband was shocked to read wife's Old school report card
The comment written...
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Very obedient and Soft Spoken student.
Seven complicated facts about Women:
1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complimented.
Extremely Complicated!
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