LOL! - Sandiya
Husband & Wife
Wife: Had your lunch?
Husband: Had your lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you?
Husband: I'm asking you?
wife: Your copying me?
Husband: Your copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: I had my lunch.
Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me.
Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill.
Funny Interview
Officer: What is your name?
Candidate: M.P. Sir
Officer: Tell me properly,
Candidate: Muthu Pandi Sir.
Officer: your father's name?
Candidate:M.P.Sir
Officer: What does that mean?
Candidate: Muruga Pandi Sir.
Officer: Your native place?
Candidate: M.P.Sir.
Officer: Is that,Madhya pradesh?
Candidate:No, Madhurai Pakkam sir.
Officer: What is your qualification?
Candidate: M.P.Sir
Officer: (Angirily) what is it?
Candidate: Metric Pass Sir.
Officer: why do you need a job?
Canditate: M.P.Sir.
Officer: And what is that mean?
Canditate: Money Problem Sir.
Officer: Discribe your personality.
Candidate: M.P.Sir
Officer: Explain yourself clearly,
Candidate: Mindblowing Personality Sir.
Officer: This discussion is now over, you may go now
Candidate: M.P.Sir.
Officer: Huh… what is it now?
Candidate: My Performence sir?
Officer: M.P
Candidate: What is that sir?
Officer: Mudikittu poda...
Candidate: M.P.Sir
Officer: Now what is thissss?
Candidate: My Pleasure Sir.
LKG-terrors
Boy1- Macha na romba upset ta eruken da…
Boy2- Y day?
Boy1- Nathu slate vanga express avenue ponen, anga oru sema figure, sumar 2du vayasu erukum apdiyae merasalayetta baa,
avanga amma madila paduthu vaalila virala vachutu siricha paru aiyo……
Boy1- Appuram enna achu?
Boy2- Nanum balloon ellam vachi sema sence poten machan kandukavae matentada…,
2du naala na ceralac kuda sapdala thariumada…
Boy2- vedu machan avala nalaiku thottiloda thookidalam
Nanbenda……