LOL! - Sandiya

Husband & Wife

Wife: Had your lunch?

Husband: Had your lunch?

Wife: I'm asking you?

Husband: I'm asking you?

wife: Your copying me?

Husband: Your copying me?

Wife: Lets go shopping

Husband: I had my lunch.

Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me.

Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill.

Funny Interview

Officer: What is your name?

Candidate: M.P. Sir

Officer: Tell me properly,

Candidate: Muthu Pandi Sir.

Officer: your father's name?

Candidate:M.P.Sir

Officer: What does that mean?

Candidate: Muruga Pandi Sir.

Officer: Your native place?

Candidate: M.P.Sir.

Officer: Is that,Madhya pradesh?

Candidate:No, Madhurai Pakkam sir.

Officer: What is your qualification?

Candidate: M.P.Sir

Officer: (Angirily) what is it?

Candidate: Metric Pass Sir.

Officer: why do you need a job?

Canditate: M.P.Sir.

Officer: And what is that mean?

Canditate: Money Problem Sir.

Officer: Discribe your personality.

Candidate: M.P.Sir

Officer: Explain yourself clearly,

Candidate: Mindblowing Personality Sir.

Officer: This discussion is now over, you may go now

Candidate: M.P.Sir.

Officer: Huh… what is it now?

Candidate: My Performence sir?

Officer: M.P

Candidate: What is that sir?

Officer: Mudikittu poda...

Candidate: M.P.Sir

Officer: Now what is thissss?

Candidate: My Pleasure Sir.

LKG-terrors

Boy1- Macha na romba upset ta eruken da…

Boy2- Y day?

Boy1- Nathu slate vanga express avenue ponen, anga oru sema figure, sumar 2du vayasu erukum apdiyae merasalayetta baa, 

avanga amma madila paduthu vaalila virala vachutu siricha paru aiyo……

Boy1- Appuram enna achu?

Boy2- Nanum balloon ellam vachi sema sence poten machan kandukavae matentada…,

2du naala na ceralac kuda sapdala thariumada…

Boy2- vedu machan avala nalaiku thottiloda thookidalam

Nanbenda……