Laugh out Loud! - Jansi
My Neighbor's wife texted me, 'I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?'
I replied : 'I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !'
She replied : 'No problem. I'll ask you later... Love you too...'
Height of "literacy" in Kerala:
A beggar was crying.
A policeman passing by asked him, 'What is the matter?'
Beggar: Matter is anything that occupies space and has mass
A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said,
"Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"
The boy replied,
"My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked ,
"Was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business !
Dad gets upset when he sees his son busy stitching a button to the trouser. He says.....!!
"Son I got u married, u have a wife for such things, I can't believe that u still have to stitch a button to your own pant".
Son replies
" No dad it's her pant".....
Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"