Laugh out Loud! - Jansi 

Here are some funny full forms to enjoy school  life

C = Come

L = Late

A = And

S = Sleep

S = Silently

H = Half

O = Of

M = My

E = Energy

W = Wasted

O = On

R = Random

K = Knowledge

S = Sleeping

T = Talking

U = Unlimited SMS

D = Dreaming

Y = Yawning

S = Student.     

S = Sleeping.   

T = Time

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America . 

MARIA:         Here it is. 

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? 

CLASS:         Maria. 

TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 

WINNIE:       Me! 

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?          

GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 

MILLIE:         I  is... 

TEACHER:     No, Millie...... always say, 'I  am.' 

MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'       

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

LOUIS:          Because George still had  the axe in his hand......     

TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   

TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE   :         No sir, It's the same dog.     

TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

HAROLD:     A teacher.

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