Laugh out Loud! - Jansi 

Announcement in a SCHOOL

"Students who've parked their cycles in front of the gate, Please move their cycles to the Parking area!!”

After 30 minutes another announcement: "The 400 students who went to move 10 cycles please come back to classes!

SCHOOL LIFE AT ITS BEST

Guess the Minimum area with Maximum Decoration..???!!

(This was asked in IAS exam!)...

Topper's Answer was:

"A WOMAN'S FACE"...!!!

A tiger was getting married and all animals attended the wedding . Every animal stood at distance and wished the tiger.

A cat came and climbed to the stage and danced nicely then extended his hand to wish the tiger

The tiger roared in rage and said how dare you come on the stage? Even the panther is maintaining its distance and you climbed the stage.

The cat replied and after listening to that the tiger fainted. What would have the cat said???

Any guess???

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The cat said "Oh shut up buddy, even I was a tiger before marriage"