Jokes - Anusha 

Doctor: Which soap do you use?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.

Doctor: Paste?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste

Doctor: Shampoo?

Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.

Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?

Patient: No. K. P. Namboodiri is my roommate!

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

 The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book!!”

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’? 

Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.

Teacher - what is the full form of MATHS?

Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student...

Sardar in computer exam.

Examiner- what is Microsoft excel?

Sardar - I think it is a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...