Jokes - Anusha

Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush.

Son: What did you say to them?

Father: ..?

Unbeatable Truth-

We realize that value of life increases only after it’s lost…

Example: A live chicken costs 75 Rs and Tandoori Chicken costs 180 Rs.

Q: What did the gangster son tell dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything…

Teacher: In this exam, you will be allowed 10 minutes for each question.

Student no. 01: And how long for each answer?