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Jokes - Jansi 

In Chennai

Employee: Sir due to heavy rain I am unable to come...I'm living in an island now

Boss: in your resume you have mentioned that you know swimming and your hobby is adventure sports... Come soon!

fun

 


Ramesh: Why did you run away from operation table??

Ganesh: The nurse was repeatedly saying-

"Don’t get nervous",

"Don’t be afraid",

"Be strong",

"This is a small operation only"....

Ramesh: So what was wrong in that????

Why are you so afraid?

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Ganesh: She was talking to the surgeon!!!!


SCHOOL LIFE v/s COLLEGE LIFE

SCHOOL: One color dress for 100 of days

COLLEGE: 100 color dress for one day.

SCHOOL: 2note for one subject.

COLLEGE: 1note for all subject.

SCHOOL: A white pipe in teacher's hand (Chalk)

COLLEGE: A white pipe in students hand (Cigarette).

SCHOOL: Most frequent letter (Leave letter)

COLLEGE: Most frequent letter (Love letter).

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