Jokes - Jansi
In Chennai
Employee: Sir due to heavy rain I am unable to come...I'm living in an island now
Boss: in your resume you have mentioned that you know swimming and your hobby is adventure sports... Come soon!
Ramesh: Why did you run away from operation table??
Ganesh: The nurse was repeatedly saying-
"Don’t get nervous",
"Don’t be afraid",
"Be strong",
"This is a small operation only"....
Ramesh: So what was wrong in that????
Why are you so afraid?
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Ganesh: She was talking to the surgeon!!!!
SCHOOL LIFE v/s COLLEGE LIFE
SCHOOL: One color dress for 100 of days
COLLEGE: 100 color dress for one day.
SCHOOL: 2note for one subject.
COLLEGE: 1note for all subject.
SCHOOL: A white pipe in teacher's hand (Chalk)
COLLEGE: A white pipe in students hand (Cigarette).
SCHOOL: Most frequent letter (Leave letter)
COLLEGE: Most frequent letter (Love letter).