Jokes - Anusha

Teacher: “I wish you would pay a little attention”.

Student: “I’m paying as little as I can, Sir”

Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…

When a Person asked what she was doing, she replied, “Higher Studies Man”

!@#$%^&*()

Smoking affects Lungs,

Drinking affects Liver,

Girls affect Heart,

But the most dangerous one is: Studies

It affects brain!!!

Teacher: Sharma, “Where is Mount Everest?”

Sharma: “I don’t know Sir”

Teacher: Well, Stand up on your bench.

Sharma: It is not yet visible Sir.

Commerce professor asks a student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.