Jokes - Jansi 

The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries n all junk food:-

"Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips!!"

A good medical QUOTE:-

Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!

It is because, no one runs in the family!!!!!

When trouble starts in your life your relatives and friends will stand behind you! If you do not believe this....... See your wedding album.

Husband updates his facebook status:  "good morning... such a lovely day.... I am so happy today"

Wife commented: "Challenge accepted"