Jokes - Anusha

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: What were you before you married her?

Millionaire: “A Billionaire”.

Husband’s Message (by cellphone):

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.  Teena brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife’s Response:

Who is Teena?

Son: Papa what is the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?

Father: Mother’s tears hits your heart and wife’s tears hits your pocket.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day???

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.