Jokes - Anusha

American: Oh God give me room full of Gold.

Russian: Oh God! Give me room full of Diamonds.

Indian: Oh God! Give me keys of both the rooms.

A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. Next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu …!!

After robbing the Bank, robber to clerk: Did u see me robbing?

Clerk: Yes.

Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk: Did you?

Second clerk: No, But my wife saw you!

A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel:

Dear dad..! No money, No fun. Your son!

His father replied:

Dear son…! So sad, very bad. Your dad!

When you don’t have words to express your feelings.

Don’t think that you are in love!

You just need to join English Speaking Course.