Jokes - Jansi

Wife (after a fight)...

Tell me those 3 magical words...

Husband: I love you 

Wife: No not this

Husband: I like you 

Wife: Again No not these 3 words

Husband: I miss you 

Wife: Getting more angry....No no

Husband - என்னோட தப்புத்தான் மன்னிச்சிடு.

Pappu rings a call centre:

My internet is not working properly

Officer: Ok, Double click on "My computer"

Pappu: I can't see your computer

Officer: No no, click on "My computer" on your computer

Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer?

Officer: listen, there is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer.

Ok, double click on it.

Pappu: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?

Officer: Double click on your computer

Pappu: On which Icon I’ve to click.

Officer: "My Computer"

Pappu: Oh Teri......are u mad! Tell me where is your office. I'll come there and click on your "Computer."?? ??"