Jokes - Jansi 

Sugar Test

Sardar enters the Kitchen, opens the Sugar Box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why????

Because the Doctor told him to check Sugar Level regularly.

Sardars and Scooter

Three Sardars were riding on a Scooter. Traffic Policeman showed them his hand.

One of the Sardars told him: We are already three, sorry, there is no space to give you a Lift.

Lion and Sardars

Two Sardars were in a Forest, when a Lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked by the first Sardar why he is not running, he says: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand”

Cyclone

Bank Manager asks Sardar in an Interview: "What is a Cyclone?”

Sardar: "It is the Loan given to purchase a Cycle"

Side Effects

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?

He wanted to avoid Side Effects!!!! 

Advice

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never Marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my Children too"

Oxygen

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God I was born after 1773. Had I been born earlier, I would have died...

Skeleton

Interviewer: What is a Skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop.