Jokes - Jansi

A man got a call from unknown number..

Girl: Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single?

Man: Yes...Yes who are you?

Answer: Your wife!

....single-ம் single....ம்ம்ம்ம்.

( couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number)

Girl: Are you married?

Man: Yes, but who are you?

Girl: Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat.

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

Ans: சந்தேகமே வேண்டாம் நான் உன்  வைஃபேதான்.

.வீட்டுக்கு வாய்யா ...வெச்சுக்கிறேன். ...

Man:####????

1. I woke up

2. I went to college

3. I saw her

4. I ran to her and I hugged her

5. I kissed her

Actually the right order is 2.3.4.5.1