Jokes - Anusha

What is Checkmate?

You tell your wife I saw a lady, looked exactly like you

Wife asks "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL..??"

You can’t say 'no'

You can’t say 'yes'

That is Checkmate.!

NARADA SAYS TO ALL WIVES:

If your Husband sends you romantic messages then you will be very happy; but think who is sending those messages to your husband?

My job is over........

narayana narayana

Male criteria for life partner...

They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and

Work like" Shanta Bai..."

Females' criteria for life partner....

They expect their man to earn like... Ambani and behave like Manmohan Singh.

In a party...

Wife: Look At that guy drinking and dancing.

Husband: Who’s he?

Wife: 10 years back  he proposed me & I rejected him.

Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating!!!

Late at night, in a dark living room his wife saw him whispering on the phone, quietly walked into him, he hangs up.

She asked him to who he was speaking, he answers her I was talking to my second wife who I got married to secretly 2 years back.

She asked him but you never told me that, he says I did not want to hurt your feeling.

She tells him that's ok darling I am an understanding wife , he started crying loud with tears , she pacified him and tells him let’s not wake up the kids held his hand and takes him to the bedroom....Rest of the story is....