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Jokes - Anusha

Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?

That was common sense leaving your body.

coolcool

 

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Generally, a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…

However, many people still go to their in-laws place...

smilesmilesmile

 


Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Pappu: A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

smilesmilesmile

 


Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.

Man inside: “I am talking to my wife”

smilesmilesmile

 


A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage...

She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

sealedsealedsealed

 


Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

coolcoolcool

 


Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:

"For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by mistake".

innocent

 


Wife: Before our marriage, you took me to so many places like good restaurants, Cinema, resorts and so many other places too.

But after marriage you never took me to visit even one single place.

Husband: My dear wife, have you ever seen campaigning after election??????

 

Wife shocked,

Husband rocked!!!!

laughing

 


Husband: Now second person helmet compulsory rule has been applied in Bangalore.

Wife: Next weekend we have to buy helmets for all my matching dresses.

 

Husband sold his bike.

tongue-outtongue-outtongue-out

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