Jokes - Anusha
Boy: Our principal is so stupid
Girl: Don’t you know who I am?
Boy: No
Girl: I am the principal’s doctor
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No
Boy: Good (walks away)
School life
Most irritating moments – Morning alarm
Most difficult task – To find socks
Most dreadful journey – Way to class
Most lovely time – Meeting friends
Most tragic moments – Surprise test in 1st period
Most wonderful news – Teacher is absent
After English exam,
Student 1 – How was the paper?
Student 2 – It was easy but question 5 confused me.
Student 1 – What was the question?
Student 2 – Question 5 wanted the past tense of “Think”, I thought and thought and end up with writing “Thinked”
Dad I don’t want to walk to school, tomorrow.
Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age he walked 12 miles to get to school
Oh yeah… well dad…
Yes son?
When Abraham Lincoln was your age he was president
!@#$%^&*
Charlie the naughty boy
Charlie makes a call.
Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?
Yes, I have who are you?
Is it running?
Yes
Get hold of it… Otherwise it might run away…!
The man slams down the phone.
After a few minutes Charlie redials and calls the same number.
Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?
No, I don’t have [shouts the man]
Didn’t I tell you to hold it?
