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Jokes - Anusha

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

"I am shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge"

"Yes I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

Fun

laughing


Courtship vs Married life

During courtship period....

Jill to Jack,

"Ha ha ha ha! oh my god! You are so funny!"

 

After marriage

Jill to Jack,

"Is everything a f****** joke to you !@#$%^&*()_+!!!!!!!!"

 tongue-out


Subbu: Mom, I think we need a new teacher

Mom : Why is that?

Subbu : Our teacher doesn't know anything!...... She keeps asking us for the answers.

cool 


Student brain is like the BERMUDA TRIANGLE!

Information goes in and then, it is never found again.

tongue-out

 


Have you ever noticed that a woman's,

"I will be ready in 5 minutes"

and a man's

"I will be home in 5 minutes"

are exactly the same?

smile

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