Jokes - Anusha
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.
"I am shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge"
"Yes I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."
Courtship vs Married life
During courtship period....
Jill to Jack,
"Ha ha ha ha! oh my god! You are so funny!"
After marriage
Jill to Jack,
"Is everything a f****** joke to you !@#$%^&*()_+!!!!!!!!"
Subbu: Mom, I think we need a new teacher
Mom : Why is that?
Subbu : Our teacher doesn't know anything!...... She keeps asking us for the answers.
Student brain is like the BERMUDA TRIANGLE!
Information goes in and then, it is never found again.
Have you ever noticed that a woman's,
"I will be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"I will be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?