Husband & Wife Jokes - Devi

Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence...
NOW, THIS IS TOO MUCH!!
A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER!!
How the Word... "Wife" ..was invented?
They Took the First Two And Last Two Letters Of :- WildLife
A smart wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.
Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called "Mother In Law "
Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"
Boss to his friend: Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me with my wife in coffee shop
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