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Husband & Wife Jokes - Devi

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Wife: I hate you.

Husband: What a co-incidence...

 


NOW, THIS IS TOO MUCH!!

A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER!!

 


How the Word... "Wife" ..was invented?

They Took the First Two And Last Two Letters Of :- WildLife

 


A smart wife's note for the husband :

I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh.

 


Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:

FOR SALE

Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.

Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called "Mother In Law "

 


Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!

Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday....!"

 


Boss to his friend: Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.

Friend: Why?

Boss: She caught me with my wife in coffee shop

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