Jokes - Mano Ramesh

There was this 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to temple!!!!
Everyone was curious & asked her: "why the change of interest to swimming now?"
The lady, with a look of haplessness replied: "Whenever my son & daughter-in-law quarreled, she would always ask: "If your mom & I were to fall into the water, who would you save first?"
And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim myself!"
Now not long after, husband & wife were quarrelling again, & the daughter-in-law again unreasonably asked: “now tell me! If your mom & I fall into the water, who would you save first?"
Husband replied:
"I don't have to get down into the water, my mom can swim, and she will save you."
Wife refused to relent: *"No, you have to get into the water, no matter what"*
Husband replied: "Then you will surely die.... because I can't swim ....& my mom will definitely save me first."
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