Jokes - Devi

Who are lizards?

Awesome answer by a kid....

They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young

What is a Pizza..?

Awesome answer:

A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?

A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.

Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow!!!

Father: small get together.? .. how small Son: only me...you...and principal ...

Digital India effect... 

The young boy was suffering from loose motion. He hesitated to say the word loose motion to the doctor. So he explained in new generation style.

Doctor.. since morning..  unlimited free outgoing, New ringtones have also started. No balance in my stomach. If I recharge, within one minute balance becomes nil. Doc can u please disconnect the offer!!