Jokes - Devi

You can't beat a Sardar.

In a Biology practical exam. The examiner showed the legs of a bird and asked “tell me the name of the bird"

Sardar " I dont know"

Prof " You have failed. What’s your name?"

Sardar “you see my legs and find out my name"

STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

At movies:

"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"

Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?"

In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:

"Sorry did that hurt ?"

Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"

When I get woken up at midnight by a call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"

Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" ?

 When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"

Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"

When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"

Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!"

When I’m washing my car....

Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing your car?”

Me: "No, I’m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.