Jokes - Devi
You can't beat a Sardar.
In a Biology practical exam. The examiner showed the legs of a bird and asked “tell me the name of the bird"
Sardar " I dont know"
Prof " You have failed. What’s your name?"
Sardar “you see my legs and find out my name"
STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?"
In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
When I get woken up at midnight by a call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" ?
When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"
When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!"
When I’m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing your car?”
Me: "No, I’m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.
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