Jokes - Hero No.1's laughing riot :-) - Anusha
Hero No. 1 went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill up in Capital.'
Hero No. 1 standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light!’
On romantic date Hero No. 1's gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: ‘Sure! What's your phone no.?'
Hero No. 1 found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Whatever you order first will come first.
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Hero No. 1
He wrote: ‘Due To Rain, No Match!'
What does Hero No. 1 do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Hero No. 1 & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Hero No. 1: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Hero No. 1: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
What happens when Hero No. 1's wife delivers twins????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...
Manager asked Hero No. 1 at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Hero No. 1 replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Hero No. 1asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Hero No. 1: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
Hero No. 1 writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who Jayanti is.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Hero No. 1: it’s simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Hero No. 1: My mobile bill how much?
Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Hero No. 1: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Hero No. 1: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Hero No. 1: "All of them were born on government holidays...!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Hero No. 1: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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