Jokes - Jokes about men!!! - Anusha

Enough of jokes on ladies. Now it’s time for a change... Let’s do it!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

A: Who cares??? Just throw them

Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?   

A: Don’t know, haven’t seen either

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

 A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract!