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Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - Devi

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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.

Husband - Where:  are you going?

Wife - I'm moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing his clothes.

Wife - Now where are you going?

Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.

Wife - And what about the kids?

Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.

Clothes unpacked.

 


Wife: "why are u home so early?"

Hubby:  "My boss said go to hell!"

 


Doctor: How is your headache?

Patient: she's out of town.

 


No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

      (1) Mobile

      (2) Automobile

      (3) TV

      (4) Wife

Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

 


Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

 


It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

 


Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

 


Q - You know why women love shoes?

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..

 


Q - Why can't Women Drive well?

Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them...

 


Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers...

 


Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere...

 


Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

 


The woman who invented the phrase...

"All men are the same"

was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

 


There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened....

 


Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.

 


Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied:

Women don't have a wife!

ROTFL

 

  

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# RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - DeviAdharv 2017-02-10 23:17
First and last one is hilarious ma'am :dance: :D
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+1 # RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - DeviTitu 2017-02-09 23:34
Ellame super :grin: :grin:
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+1 # RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - DeviAarthe 2017-02-09 19:06
Ellame ultimate ma'am :grin: :clap:
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+1 # RE:Jokes-DeviRubini 2017-02-09 16:05
:D :grin:
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+1 # RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - DeviTamilthendral 2017-02-09 11:38
:grin:
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+2 # RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - Deviதங்கமணி சுவாமினாதன். 2017-02-09 11:30
ஹாய்..தேவி..எப்பிடி இருக்கீங்க?...
மென் ஸ்பெஷல்..இந்த தலைப்புல நீங்க கொடுத்திருக்கிற அனைத்து ஜோக்குகளுமே செம
தான்..2,3,4,7, கடைசி.. இந்த ஜோக்ஸெல்லாம்
வாய்விட்டு சிரிக்க வைத்தன.காலைப்பொழுதை
இனிமையாக்கிய உங்களுக்கு நன்றி தேவி. :clap:
:grin: சிரிக்கும் இந்த முகம் எனது.. :thnkx: பா..
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# RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - DeviDevi 2017-02-09 12:02
Welcome back Thangamani ma.. :clap: .. romba naal kazhichu ungala Chillzee le parkuradhu sema happy :-) :-) .. veetile ellarum nalla irukkangala .. :Q: esp.. new born baby :-) .. :thnkx: :thnkx: for your smileys
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+1 # RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - DeviSubhasree 2017-02-09 09:23
(y) :grin:
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+1 # RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - DeviVasumathi Karunanidhi 2017-02-09 08:39
semma.. :grin: :grin:
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+2 # RE: Jokes - Men SPECIAL!!!!!! - Devimadhumathi9 2017-02-09 07:18
Hahahahaha sema comedy super :clap:
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