Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - Anusha
World’s dangerous joke that can fracture your bones.
Teacher: where did the word wife come from?
Student: ma'am they derived it by taking the first 2 & last 2 alphabets from WILDLIFE
Guys... laugh at your own risk 
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"
Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. That means I am sick."
Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"
Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying?”
Hubby: I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?
HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."
Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now...”
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!
Dedicated to All Married Friends... 
Wife: Why are you wasting money on drinking ?
Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ?
Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you.
Husband : I am also drinking just for you , so that you look beautiful to me.
Masterpiece!!
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