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Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - Anusha

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World’s dangerous joke that can fracture your bones.

Teacher: where did the word wife come from?

Student: ma'am they derived it by taking the first 2 & last 2 alphabets from WILDLIFE

Guys... laugh at your own risk wink

 


Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"

Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"

Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."

Wife: "Oh.. That means I am sick."

Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."

Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."

Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"

Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."

Wife: "So am I lying?”

Hubby: I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."

Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?

HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"

Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."

Hubby: "Plz  Plz.. I am feeling giddy now...”

Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."

Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!

Dedicated to All Married Friends... cool

 


Wife: Why are you wasting money on drinking ?

Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ?

Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you.

Husband : I am also drinking just for you , so that you look beautiful to me.

smilesealedlaughing Masterpiece!!

 

 

ROTFL

 

  

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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) :-) - AnushaAdharv 2017-02-13 20:21
facepalm :D :dance:
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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) :-) - AnushaTamilthendral 2017-02-13 20:10
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# RE:JOKES-AnushaRubini 2017-02-13 10:40
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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - AnushaDevi 2017-02-13 08:41
nice jokes :D :lol:
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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - AnushaSubhasree 2017-02-13 08:34
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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - Anushamadhumathi9 2017-02-13 05:46
Hahahahaha sema comedy :clap:
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