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Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) :-) - Anusha - 5.0 out of 5 based on 2 votes

Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - Anusha

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World’s dangerous joke that can fracture your bones.

Teacher: where did the word wife come from?

Student: ma'am they derived it by taking the first 2 & last 2 alphabets from WILDLIFE

Guys... laugh at your own risk wink

 


Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"

Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"

Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."

Wife: "Oh.. That means I am sick."

Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."

Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."

Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"

Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."

Wife: "So am I lying?”

Hubby: I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."

Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?

HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"

Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."

Hubby: "Plz  Plz.. I am feeling giddy now...”

Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."

Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!

Dedicated to All Married Friends... cool

 


Wife: Why are you wasting money on drinking ?

Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ?

Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you.

Husband : I am also drinking just for you , so that you look beautiful to me.

smilesealedlaughing Masterpiece!!

 

 

ROTFL

 

  

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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) :-) - AnushaAdharv 2017-02-13 20:21
facepalm :D :dance:
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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) :-) - AnushaTamilthendral 2017-02-13 20:10
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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - AnushaDevi 2017-02-13 08:41
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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - AnushaSubhasree 2017-02-13 08:34
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# RE: Jokes - World’s dangerous joke(s) - Anushamadhumathi9 2017-02-13 05:46
Hahahahaha sema comedy :clap:
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Posted: 19 May 2017 23:54 by Chillzee Team #47421
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Happy Weekend friends :-) உங்க வார இறுதியை ஒரு ஸ்மைலோட ஸ்டார்ட் செய்ங்க :-)

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Posted: 18 May 2017 06:10 by Chillzee Team #47414
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வணக்கம் chillzee பிரென்ட்ஸ் . இந்த Thursday சூப்பர் டூப்பர் நாளாக தொடங்க இன்றைய ஜோக்கை படித்து ஸ்மைலோட உங்க நாளை தொடங்குங்கள் :-)

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Posted: 12 May 2017 20:06 by Chillzee Team #47403
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ரகசியம்!!!!
ஸ்மைல் - உங்களை இளமையாக வைத்திருக்கும் :-)

இன்றைய மாலை ஜோக்கை படித்து ஸ்மைல் செய்யி மறக்காதீங்க பிரென்ட்ஸ்.

ஹாப்பி வீக் என்ட்!

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Posted: 12 May 2017 05:46 by Chillzee Team #47396
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நற்பண்பு இல்லாதவர் என்று யாருமே இல்லை... எல்லோரிடமும் ஏதேனும் சில நற்பண்புகள் இருக்கும்!

உங்கள் பிறந்த தேதி சொல்லும் குணங்கள் உங்களுக்கு பொருந்துகின்றதா என்று படித்து விட்டு சொல்லுங்கள் பிரென்ட்ஸ் :-)

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சிரிப்பு - மணாழுத்ததை குறைக்க உதவும் ஒரு அரிய ஆனால் எளிய வழி பிரென்ட்ஸ் :-)

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