Twitter’o’mania – IfGoogleWasIndian :-)

One of the trending hashtags in Twitter on 13th August 2015 was IfGoogleWasIndian.

Here are some of the interesting tweets for you.

God @GyanOfGod

#IfGoogleWasIndian people would have created a whole new religion after it and built thousands of temples.

Hema Rekha & Jaya @awk_doc

#IfGoogleWasIndian it would ask bribe to give search results in 0.11 seconds, else come tomorrow 'saheb busy hain abhi'

Sunny ?@sunnysaubhagya

#IfGoogleWasIndian Out of 10000 search results , 8000 would be available only to SC/ST/OBC candidates. Rest 2000 for General ones.

Blank @efdotes

#IfGoogleWasIndian it would automatically report your search history to your parents

Broken Cricket ?@BrokenCricket

#IfGoogleWasIndian

There will be a search option for

Cricket

Food

Bollywood

Politicians

Instead of

Image

Videos

News

Maps

उमर अब्दुल्लाह @abdullah_0mar

#IfGoogleWasIndian, maps would stop navigation near Silk Board Junction because of traffic.

Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats

#IfGoogleWasIndian "I'm feeling lucky" will be replaced with "Do you know who my father is".

Saumya Kapoor @CorporateKity

#IfGoogleWasIndian den about 90% of d page requests wud respond with "Sry d requested page hurts the feelings of some ppl of some religion"

Amit.A. @Amit_smiling

#IfGoogleWasIndian the GPS will also show potholes ahead..go slow

Shy Baba™ @Dhruv_Axom

#IfGoogleWasIndian Search for 'Non-Veg jokes" would return 0 results on Tuesdays.

Gappistan Radio ?@GappistanRadio

#IfGoogleWasIndian It would demand bribe for not showing our search history to our parents/partners.