Jokes to laugh! - Jansi
Son: Mom, U said that we are created by God and Dad said that we have evolved from monkeys, Which is true?
Mom : I told U about my side of the family and he told about his side of the family... ?
Difference between talent and god’s gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god’s gift.
Someone asked an old man,
“At 70 years, you still call your wife . …Darling.., jaan…, janu…., sweety…, baby…., Honey….., Luv….!!!!” What is the secret of this love???
Dhamaaka answer by Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago…….. & I’m scared to ask her.
Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other &
Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespeare
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespeare's Wife